Kyle: You can't die Mr Hankey, you can't. Mr. Hankey: (Cough) Kyle, before I go, there's something I must tell you. Come closer Closer Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey? Mr. Hankey: There is another Skywalker. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies) Kyle: Nooo Mr. Hankey: (Mr Hankey appears to be alive) Wait Kyle. Kyle: What is it Mr Hankey? Mr. Hankey: Come closer Kyle: What is it? Mr. Hankey: Closer Kyle: Yes? Mr. Hankey: Closer! (Pause) One time, when you were sleeping, I put myself in your mouth and had my friend take a picture. Uhhh (Mr Hankey dies) Kyle: Nooo
Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown. Whenever you need a fix, hook me up. Just stick my balls in my mouth. Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls. Put 'em in your mouth. Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em.