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With Pip on the team, the South Park dodgeball team makes it to the championships.  Meanwhile, back in town, the citizens recognized "Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week" to try and make the school nurse feel accepted.

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South Park
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5

South Park Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Tall Announcer: Hey, you wanna hear my impression of an American? (throws his voice to sound like he's American) "Hey! I really, really want that! That looks good!"
(The announcers burst out laughing.)
Short Announcer: Let me try, let me try! (throws his voice as well) "I'll use my credit card."
(The announcers laugh again.)
Short Announcer: (throwing voice again) "Do you have any non-dairy creamer?"
(The announcers continue to laugh.)
Tall Announcer: "Y'all come-a back now, ya hear?"
(The announcers laugh so hard they fall back.)

Kyle: (about the nurse) And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled!
All boys: Eww!
Cartman: Did it talk?? The little fetus, did it talk??
Kyle: No, dude! It looked dead!
All boys: Eww!
Stan: Was it wearing clothes??
Kyle: (weirded out) Dude, where's she gonna get fetus clothes?
Stan: Oh, yeah Eww!
All boys: Eww!