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When Cartman is looking for more mature friends, he ends up being a poster boy for NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association); Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another kid.

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South Park
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South Park Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.

Cartman

Cartman: Those perverts aren't going to rest until they have made love to one of us right? So somebody's just gonna have to go out there and take one for the team. And I think in all fairness it should be Butters.
Butters: Huh? Now why me?
Cartman: Are you a team player or not?
Butters: Well sure, I'm a team player I guess.
Cartman: Now Butters, there is no 'i' in team.
Butters: You mean to expect me to go out there and let all those horny old men have their way with my fragile person? Well just what team is this anyway?
Cartman: Just go Butters, we're running out of time.
Butters: Oh, alright then. (Butters leaves the room)
Cartman: (Laughs) He's such a dumbass.