Southland Quotes

Josie: That guy could charm the panties off a nun.

Lydia: I’ll give you twenty bucks if you hit one of them.

Lydia: All these flashes, no wonder King Kong flipped out.

Russell: Bastard cut her head off and you’re trying out for the Improv.

Josie: Fluffy came home with blood on his paws.

Narrator: Celebrity’s a bitch.

Dewey: Hey Boot, how did your parents punish you? Did your Daddy pick the marshmallows out of your hot chocolate or did he just get…

Officer: Does anyone really care that Mel Gibson’s compound burns down? Ben: Not me. Officer: Guy probably has three other houses where…

Kid: I didn’t know cops talked like that to kids. John: What are you gonna do? Arrest me?

Kid: They left two things behind, me and the trash.