Southland Quotes

John: Can’t put a price tag on man’s best friend. Ben: Sure you can.

Narrator: Southland cops know when the Santa Ana winds blow, you learn just how close you are to the edge.

Spider: What, do you run ironman? Sammy: No Spider. This is what happens when little gangster shitheads smoke cigarettes.

John: You know, Superboot. He may lose control of his prisoner, but there’s never a hair out of place.

John: Why run when you can drive? One more thing they didn’t teach you at the academy.

Chaz: I caught a couple of scenes with Mutt and Jeff. I can’t figure out which one’s the bigger idiot.

John: Save the chivalry for Buckingham Palace. There’s no place for it on the street.

Narrator: Most of us go to work every day with a pretty good idea of what’s going to happen. As Detective Bryant would be reminded today,…

Josie: I know Russ was your lap dog. Jerk the chain and he’ll do whatever.

John: Little boot’s growing up.