Southland Quotes

Ruben: We’ll have a better chance of finding a needle in a haystack. Lydia: Well, if you know that it’s in the haystack, why not keep…

Ben: Maybe instead of a gold watch she’ll get a gold tooth.

Lucero: How does an ugly son of a bitch like Dewey get a such a hot daughter?

Dewey: I tried to tell her to became a lawyer, a doctor, a freaking porn star, anything but a cop but do you think she’d listen.

Narrator: Cops are trained to stay in control but sometimes even heroes feel helpless.

Hicks: I almost ate my gun for dinner.

Sammy: 250 lbs of pissed off canine sure beats your scrawny ass, Sherman.

Ruiz: Next time we flip a coin. The losers beneath the bus.

Cooper: Never thought the bus would be riding you.

Ben: Then Nate comes to live with Uncle Ben. Sammy: Oh, you and you’re harem.