Southland Quotes

Narrator: A single step can separate life and death.

Lucero: I was trying to tackle a man and ended up dropping 300 lbs. on your surgically repaired spine.

Lucero: It’s amazing to think that for every one of these people there’s a pair of disappointed parents.

Cooper: How can you be dead for nine months an nobody notices?

Ben: Pretty good gig. Sammy: Yeah, until some bad ass starts shooting up the neighborhood.

Reuben: No better birth control than having a screaming baby around.

Hicks: I miss it. Morons most of all.

Narrator: There’s a common saying among LAPD officers. Leave your job in your locker with your badge and your uniform. It’s easier said…

Lydia: Crazy doesn’t mean dumb.

Ben: Good news is you get to ride in a Crown Vic. It’s the Super Snake of cop cars.