Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Tendi: Who’s ready for a very standard – borderline boring – Orion rescue mission?

T’Lyn: I fail to understand why we must wear this attire when we are clearly not Orions. The material is… inefficient.

Vexilon: It’s just embarrassing. I’ve been fine for millenia, but now I can’t even control my monsoon seasons.

Boimler: If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to come to me or Provisional Lieutenant, Junior Grade, T’Lyn who’s on hand in case any…

T’Lyn: Statistically, ensigns serving under recently promoted commanders are more likely to experience death and/or dismemberment….

Tendi: I wonder how Boimler’s doing down there on his mission. Mariner: Oh, he’s either doing great or super overthinking it and getting…

Rutherford: What’s hazing? Mariner: It’s a prank dressed up as team-building that nobody really likes. Rutherford: Well, that doesn’t…

Freeman: I see the problem. Your operating system’s out of date. Vexilon: That would explain it. There was that weekend when my creators…

Boimler: Did we complete the mission? T’Lyn: Yes. You were the only fatality. Boimler: [coughs] Yup, feels like it.

Mariner: I’m going to become an insubordination supernova and control my own fate.