Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Kayshon: The ship was damaged by cheese? Ransom: It’s Voyager. Sh*t got freaky.

T’Lyn: This ship is outdated and smells like Borg.

Mariner: How can you be this distracted over an empty ship? Boimler: Uh, y’know, Chakotay served here. Mariner: Dude, this is nothing…

T’illups: Dr. Migleemo, I need you help… uh… processing my existence. Migleemo: Oh, what a dream. Don’t do any self-care until I get there.

Boimler: You aren’t mad at me? Mariner: No. Look, I am really touched, but this is why we can’t keep secrets. One of us always ends up…

Boimler: Are you sure this is going to work? Rutherford: Nope, but it feels like a kooky Voyager solution so it’s worth a try.

Boimler: What are you so bummed about? Now we get to be Lieutenant JGs together. Tendi: All of us except Rutherford. Rutherford: I mean,…

Female Romulan: Subcommander V’Reck takes pleasure in our misery. Hopefully, he doesn’t get too comfortable for soon my plans will come…

Boimler: We put a lot of lightyears on these orange slabs. I promised myself I wouldn’t get emotional. Tendi: Aw, how could you not? We…

Tendi: Need any help packing? Mariner: No thanks. Ransom’s just going to knock me back down to ensign anyway. Boimler: He promoted you…