Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Rutherford: Wait, I can just ask for stuff I deserve? Billups: I guess.

Ransom: Promotions are coming up and I think you’ll be very happy. Boimler: Wait, really? I’m getting a promotion? Ransom: As long as…

Kayshon: The ship was damaged by cheese? Ransom: It’s Voyager. Sh*t got freaky.

Rutherford: Woah, these Texas-class ships are amazing! Tendi: Rutherford, stop being impressed with the thing that’s stealing our jobs!

Rutherford: The longer Mariner’s not around, the more Boimler loses his grasp on reality.

Billups: I want to see Commander Data level work, people! Those isolinear chips better be a blur!

Tendi: God, we would’ve won if I hadn’t defended the life of some inert dust. Boimler: Ah, when secondary scans find life, you have to…

Rutherford: He used my designs, my code. [gasps] That’s the same code I used for Badgey! Tendi: Oh no! A starship can’t have daddy issues.

Buenamigo: Starfleet is so competitive. Once you’re an admiral, you hit a wall! I’ve been trying for years to make a name for myself. I’m…

Freeman: You are not one of those bad-faith admirals that’s up to no good. You’re better than this, Les. Buenamigo: I’m really not.