Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Rutherford: The pie-eating contest is canceled? But I’ve been expanding my GI tract to store more pie! Tendi: And I’ve perfected…

Mariner: Come on, guys. There’s plenty to do around here that doesn’t end in sugary diarrhea. Boimler: Oh, maybe for you!

Kayshon: For me, the Cerritos is life in the cave of Garanoka. Victoria: Oh, you poor thing, they make you live in a cave? Kayshon: No,…

B’neer: Picard was absolutely right. It was the best thing to ever happen to us. Look, we even made a mural. See, there’s the Enterprise…

Ransom: Y’know, my little saying goes, ‘Glutes are cute, but obliques are for freaks.’

Freeman: The Chonogami. A top-secret Starfleet prototype which can penetrate temporal barriers. ‘Chrono’ because it involves taking Time…

Boimler: Don’t worry, ‘Crisis Point TWO’ is twice as good as the original. Mariner: Crisis Point… No, you can’t just piggy back off my…

Boimler: Freeman just explained that the Chronogami can be used to destroy any point in history. Mariner: What, does it make an alternate…

Boimler: I’m here for your research, not your heart.

Gibson: They’re probably trying to buy Welarian-detronium to power the Chronogasmic Matrix! Mariner: Yeah, Doc, you really wanna avoid…