Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Peanut Hamper: Of course I could send a distress call to Starfleet. But those bipedal bastards would just lock me up for going AWOL….

Peanut Hamper: I’m sorry. Sky snake? That’s ridiculous. If everything here flies, then why call it a sky snake? Wouldn’t that just be a…

Peanut Hamper: Yeah, yeah, calm down. It’s called Science. Which you could have if you didn’t put up with straw and parasite water.

Peanut Hamper: Hey, Doyle. Did those stomach worms clear out? Doyle: Oh yes. My fecal matter is back to being oily and white. Peanut…

Peanut Hamper: You know, for a backwards planet in the middle of nowhere, it really is beautiful.

Rowda: There is one person you haven’t treated yet. Peanut Hamper: I guess we should start with a physical. Rowda: Oh, how I long for the…

Rowda: Peanut Hamper, when I first met you, I was afraid. Not only because you were the literal embodiment of everything I was taught to…

Peanut Hamper: Just shut the f*ck up, Rowda. Grow a f*cking beak. I wasn’t going to spend the rest of my very long robotic life on a…

Peanut Hamper: Oh, whatever. I don’t want to stay here anyway. You’re like the poor man’s Aurelians.

Peanut Hamper: You think this is bad? A room full of awesome robots? I love it here! Not an organic to be found!