Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Jennifer Friend 1: Castro really nailed the theme tonight, didn’t she? Mariner: And what is the theme? Pillows? Jennifer Friend 1:…

Kira: What is wrong with you? Quark: I have principles! Kira: No, you don’t!

Jennifer: Why are you being so polite? This doesn’t sound like you. Mariner: Because I’ve been trying this whole time not to be bossy or…

Mariner: Everyone, shut the f*ck up! Castro: Ugh, you can’t tell us what to do! This is my salon! Mariner: And this is my phaser. Hey,…

Jennifer Friend 1: What are you doing? Mariner: Just actualizing my dreams.

Mesk: I got adopted by humans and everything I know about Orion I learned from holo-novels. Bad ones too. The ones with the boobs on the…

Mariner: Well, I definitely didn’t have ‘Phaser all your friends’ on my bingo card. Jennifer: That’s what I like about us. You keep…

Quark: I thought you said your plan would make us both happy. Freeman: Well, you’re happier being poor than in prison, aren’t you? Quark:…

Tendi: So you’re not embarrassed to be friends with someone whose family was into pirating? Rutherford: No way! It’s a part of who you…

Admiral Buenamigo: The Vancouver has been rerouted to the Asparagus System to evacuate a colony being threatened by a brown hole. Captain…