Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Mariner: You must’ve screwed up pretty bad to end up here. Petra: Sure, why leave the big, fancy ships, just for a life of freedom and…

Rutherford: This isn’t a ship. This is a seat strapped to an impulse engine.

Rutherford: How come you never tried to take over before? Young Rutherford: I did, dude! Haven’t you noticed this thing is always bugging…

Young Rutherford: Tests are dumb. How about something a little more interesting? A race. Both of us build our own ship. Winner takes the…

Tellarite: Do you ever get to touch mummies? Petra: Constantly. And you never have to go back in time to save Earth! Mariner: That only…

Boimler: WITHOUT STARFLEET, NONE OF YOU WOULD EXIST! WE DON’T WANT TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE KLINGONS AND THE BORG! WE JUST WANT TO EXPLORE…

Young Rutherford: I was always so angry. At everything. But you… all that rage is gone. Rutherford: Can’t we merge and just be both of…

Shaxs: When was the last time you asked me about my dreams? Or how my mission went? I died and we never even talked about it.

Mariner: Why do we even have a swamp onboard? Tendi: We’re under the hydroponics bay. It’s great for bio-medical research. Or just for…

Freeman: The whole point of this trip was to stop working! Billups: We know, Captain, but it turns out for us there is no greater stress…