Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Taz: The puppy playpen is one of our most popular offerings. For the more deviant among you, we also have kittens. No judgment.

Boimler: Oh, I know what this is. I think this is what people used to use to store their money. It’s called a BONK? Mariner: What a…

Shaxs: When was the last time you asked me about my dreams? Or how my mission went? I died and we never even talked about it.

Mariner: Why do we even have a swamp onboard? Tendi: We’re under the hydroponics bay. It’s great for bio-medical research. Or just for…

Freeman: The whole point of this trip was to stop working! Billups: We know, Captain, but it turns out for us there is no greater stress…

Mariner: We’re only going to be lower deckers for so long. In no time, Tendi’s going to be a bridge officer. I’ll probably get drummed…

Mariner: Oh boy, we’ve got an ancient mask situation here. Tendi: A what now? Mariner: This is like the third time it’s happened. STOP…

Billups: It’s been a long day. Shaxs: You’ve been working for a week straight. Billups: Have I? Well, I guess Time’s lost all meaning!

Ransom: Once again, we’re cleaning up a mess for a bunch of outpost scientists. You know why these guys are always getting eaten,…

Ransom: You want to explore space, join Starfleet! Go to the Academy. But no, that’s too much effort! They just got to get their degrees…