Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Boimler: You’ve been Boimed. Agimus: But, no, you plugged me into the navigation console. I control this ship! Boimler: Buddy, we’re not…

Billups: By Hysperian law, if I lose my virginity, then I automatically become king. I’d have to resign from Starfleet and take the throne.

Tendi: I guess there’s just going to be times every now and then when it seems like you died, huh? Rutherford: Heh, that’s Starfleet.

Billups: Mother! If you’re planning on tricking me into intercourse, think again. The only lady I love is two decks tall and pumped full…

Billups: Mr. Rutherford, you’re with me. It’s time to prove to my mother that I’m more than a royal stud.

Rutherford: Man, I’m not cut out for this. Tendi: But you fix the Cerritos all the time. Rutherford: Yeah, but this is different. We’re…

Rutherford: I’m going to tell Billups he should use someone else. Tendi: No, you belong there as much as anyone else. You need to get…

Tendi: So you’ll really turn down working on a whole new engine? Rutherford: Well, it would be nice to see how the other half channels…

Mariner: I’m okay. It’s just a fracture. [shoves it back into place] Boimler: Just!?! Ugh, I can’t even look at it.

Mariner: Good thing the replicator’s still intact. Computer, iced tea, splash of lemonade, cold. Computer: Licorice, dry. Mariner: Great….