Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Billups: The Hysperian throne is vacant. My people need a leader. They need a king. And I must perform the royal copulation. I don’t have…

Mariner: Boimy’s got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers? Boimler: Uh, they take two hands.

Queen Billups: Raise a glass to King Andirithieau who, at this very moment, is destroying his virginity. Rutherford: What? No, Billups…

Mariner: How are you excited for giant, nightmarish centipedes?

Rutherford: I’ve got to stop Billups from doing the do. Queen Billups: You’re too late. My royal guards are trained from birth to skip…

Rutherford: Hysperia? That’s the planet with the dragons that got colonized by all those Ren Faire types! Did you grow up in a castle?…

Boimler: You’ve been Boimed. Agimus: But, no, you plugged me into the navigation console. I control this ship! Boimler: Buddy, we’re not…

Billups: By Hysperian law, if I lose my virginity, then I automatically become king. I’d have to resign from Starfleet and take the throne.

Tendi: I guess there’s just going to be times every now and then when it seems like you died, huh? Rutherford: Heh, that’s Starfleet.

Billups: Mother! If you’re planning on tricking me into intercourse, think again. The only lady I love is two decks tall and pumped full…