Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Tendi: I still smell like slug-digested scorpion, don’t I? Mariner: Yeah, the smell of adventure!

Tendi: What’s anomaly consolidation? Boimler: You get to go around the ship and collect the bridge crew’s research materials from their…

Armus: When I find you, I’m going to kill you with a flake of my power. I am a skin of evil. Mariner: More like a puddle of s**t.

Boimler: You call yourselves ‘Red Shirts’? Castro: Cool name, right? Makes us sound invincible.

Mariner: Unbelievable. Boimler’s cozying up with those brown-nosers to get out of trash day? Such a great call. Tendi: More trash for the…

Ransom: So what has you seeking asylum? Religious persecution? Leading a rebellion? Some sort of sex stuff?

Tendi: You just experienced full molecular engorgement in a matter of seconds. Did it feel amazing?

Casey: Hey, Boimler, how often did Riker clean his trombone? Boimler: Oh, constantly. It was actually kind of disruptive. Caser: I need…

Jennifer: Did Riker modify his uniform? Boimler: What, no! I mean, I guess they had to put a lot of extra room in his pants. For his…

Boimler: Woah. I’ve never been on a station this old. It’s like a whole city. Mariner: Yeah, it’s great, but it kind of smells like pee…