Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Melvis: I should disintegrate you for stranding me on Ceti Alpha IV which, I’ll have you know, is much worse than Ceti Alpha V! Mariner:…

Mariner: Aw, crates! Boimler: Hold on, what’s in them? Melvis: Limited edition Commander Data bubble bath Boimler: You sure this isn’t a…

Rutherford: We can escape through the maintenance hatch. Tendi: It was sealed off months ago. Don’t you remember? Rutherford: No, Tendi,…

Boimler: We can forget about the party because guess what? We’re probably getting arrested instead. Mariner: No way, I didn’t put on…

Boimler: I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. I didn’t even know you had feelings. Mariner: Of course, I do! I just don’t show them to…

Freeman: Our ship might not be the biggest, and we might do the missions nobody else wants, but we are still Starfleet. My crew deals…

Boimler: So I was reading up on the Mugato. Did you know they have alternative pronunciations? Mugatu, Mugutu, and Gumato? Isn’t that…

Shaxs: You all got the briefing. No weapons. These Mugutus are endangered, and their genitals are sensitive to phaser fire.

T’Ana: When I picked you for this job, I was counting on you to give up. Tendi: Well, maybe the old Tendi was a pushover, but a lot’s…

Shaxs: Mariner, what’s happening? Mariner: Those two beautiful nerdy men are negotiating us to safety using the power of Math!