Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Shaxs: You all got the briefing. No weapons. These Mugutus are endangered, and their genitals are sensitive to phaser fire.

T’Ana: When I picked you for this job, I was counting on you to give up. Tendi: Well, maybe the old Tendi was a pushover, but a lot’s…

Shaxs: Mariner, what’s happening? Mariner: Those two beautiful nerdy men are negotiating us to safety using the power of Math!

Mariner: Don’t feel bad that you don’t know much about my life. I keep it vague on purpose. Tendi: Why? Mariner: Every time I open up,…

Tendi: The reason you don’t much about me… that’s my fault. I’m always so busy making everyone else happy that I never open up.

Tendi: It’ll be interesting getting in trouble. I’ve never done that before.

Boimler: This black eye he gave me is way cooler than a signed plate. Mariner: True. There’s like only a couple of people in the quadrant…

Mariner: What up? We doing the sci-fi stuff today?

Rutherford: Shaxs is alive? Mariner: Yeah, guess so. Bridge officers are always coming back from the dead. You gonna finish that muffin?

Rutherford: He saved my life! You know what, I’m going to ask him. Boimler: They don’t like it when people ask how they came back, man….