Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Logicky: Parents are not directly responsible for the actions of their children.

Peanut Hamper: Awwww, Ags! We can still be friends without vanquishing people! Agimus: Really? I’d like that.

Badgey: I have unlimited power and infinite knowledge. I exist in the past, present, and future. I can see the creation of time and its…

Rutherford: Okay, shuttle grappler test 85. Boimler: Sorry, why can’t the apple be on a crate? Rutherford: Cause it’s a grappler. It has…

Admiral: Welcome, Grand Nagus. I am honoured to have you aboard the Toronto. Rom: The pleasure is ours, Admiral. We offer you the…

Tendi: What’s travel guide duty? Ransom: Starfleet has travel guides for all habitable planets. The file for Ferenginar hasn’t been…

Mariner: Why’s it so weird when you’re nice? Ransom: Because I’m also so handsome! Total package!

Mariner: Wow! It’s like what Heaven would look like if God was stupid. Boimler: I’m just so happy to haggle at the Museum of Gambling….

Boimler: We’ve got the for-profit mini-bar, the for-profit toilet, the machine that charges you to pay for the toilet and the mini-bar.

Mariner: Being a lieutenant kind of sucks. My stupid mentor won’t stop trying to make me feel like a valued part of the team. Quimp: Oh,…