Star Trek: Lower Decks Quotes

Mariner: Damn, Quimp, I gotta admit at first I was skeptical, but Ferengi public libraries go HARD! Quimp: I told you. Nobody’s read a…

Mariner: No, you can’t take off now! We haven’t even gotten to the part of the night where we regret stuff!

Mariner: You know me, man. I’m a wild rogue, living on the edge of chaos. I sit weird in chairs. You can’t predict me! Quimp: Usually,…

Quimp: Mariner, I love you, but you need to figure out whatever’s eating you up inside.

Mariner: Can you imagine anything more Vulcan than Bendii Syndrome? Hel-lo! Spock’s dad had it, and he was Vulcan as a motherf*cker….

T’Lyn: The telepathic symptoms must’ve tied to my unresolved conflict. My area of effect has dissipated. Mariner: Damn. Vulcan brains are…

Delorex: I can’t read you. How are your thoughts so relaxed? Slam Poet Security Officer: Slam poetry. Where the soul [snaps fingers]…

T’Lyn: Am I to understand that you mock your friends more than your enemies? Mariner: Oh, yeah, yeah. It comes from a place of love.

Delorex: We appreciate the lift. Cathew: Especially on a ship with such sturdy officers. Ransom: That’s what I’m talking about. I get off…

Delorex: Cathew, we’ve been here for five minutes. Let’s maybe check out our rooms before you devour someone. Cathew: I’ll devour whoever…