Supernatural Quotes

Dean: We’re not into this five minutes, you’re already going Liam Neeson on his ass.

Gabriel: You can’t take the trick out of the trickster.

Gabriel: Bitch, please. You’ve been God more often than Dad has.

Metatron: What makes a story work? It is the plot, the characters, the text? The subtext? And who gives a story meaning? Is it the…

Abaddon: I’m trading up from this bag of bones to Mr. Dreamy here. Then I can study your kind real close.

Dean: Well, maybe because I want an end to all this. Maybe because if we find Abaddon, then Crowley ponies up the First Blade, and we…

Crowley: You’re lying to Sam like he’s your wife. Which kinda makes me your mistress.

Crowley: Of course he saved me. We’re besties. And now he’s ready.

Dean: Demons don’t take leaks. Next time you want to shoot up, why don’t you find a better excuse.

Magnus: Oh, come on, Dean. This is the object of your quest! Tell me Henry Winchester’s grandson isn’t curious to see if it works.