Supernatural Quotes

Crowley: I’ll hang on to old donkey teeth here until such time, as you locate Abaddon. Then, you’ll destroy her. You’re right Moose, you…

Dean: Demon mitts all over my baby. Oh, come on! Now they’re keying cars??

Sam: Wait a second. Did he drunk dial you?

Sam: Okay, uh, look Snooki. Can I call you Snooki?

Dean: You know, at least when Cas was human, he was an OK guy. Should’ve known Crowley would be a douche version.

Dean: You two clowns are going to get into that Mystery Machine outside, and you are going to leave town.

Harry: You crashed the Jenga tower of our life.

Dean: So you’re Thinman? That would make sense if it didn’t look like you just ate a fat camp.

Dean: You know what video would have gone viral, if we still had it? When you were five and you got dressed up as Batman and you jumped…

Sam: Trust me here, secrets ruin relationships.