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By Carissa Pavlica

John Stand back! Give him some air! Kevin: I was just with Evie. John: You saw her? Kevin: I delivered your message.

By Carissa Pavlica

Secret Agent Kevin: Name your Secretary of Defense. [Kevin stares] Sir? I need a name. President Kevin: Patti Levin. Secret Agent Kevin:…

By Carissa Pavlica

Secret Agent Kevin: Take this thing out of me. President Kevin: Why? Secret Agent Kevin: So we can’t ever come back here again.