The McCarthys Quotes

Marjorie: He will not survive the night!

Rick Fox: They say sexuality is a spectrum.

Arthur: Who invited the spoiler alert?

Ronny (to Jackie): So good news, it wasn’t you. It was him.

Jackie: Well, apparently there is no good way to tell a first date you’re pregnant.

Marjorie: Wow, everyone is just buzzing about how young I am.

Ronny: Yeah, because I’m sure he broke up with her in high school because she wasn’t pregnant enough.

Arthur: I’ll pay you $1000 for a roll!

Katrina: Football and the folding table. It’s like dining with the Kennedy’s.

Ronnie: I make the stuffing!