The McCarthys Quotes

Marjorie: I’m not supposed to be a Grandma yet, that’s supposed to happen after your kids get married, no offense.

Marjorie: Goodnight moon. Goodnight youth. Goodnight flexibility. Good night bone density.

Ronnie: She gave you a book!? Oh, I would say let’s go give her a book, but we are better than that.

Ronnie: Can I just say, great preposition work!

Marjorie: You’re my Red Sox.

Arthur: You’re my good wife.

Marjorie: We’re just not I love you people!

Arthur: The only reason a man buys flowers is because he’s cheating.

Gerard (to Ronnie):You got other plans, Mr. Other Plans?

Ronny: Let me put this is a way you will understand: FOUL!