The Orville Quotes

Teleya: Lt. Tyler was designed to be the ideal Union officer and the perfect lure. Mercer: Well done. Teleya: It was not difficult. You…

Grayson: First, you’ll need a medical and psych evaluation. I’ll tell Dr. Finn to expect you. Malloy: Thank you, Commander. I won’t let…

Grayson: Tharl driving you crazy too? Bortus: He does not stop talking and he makes loud noises when he consumes food. He comes to the…

Mercer: What are you, Jane Goodall? Grayson: Yeah, and you’re the primate.

Grayson: I see the way you smile when she walks onto the bridge. I know your smiles. You have fifteen. Three are for happiness, eleven…

Mercer: She’s cool. She’s smart. She’s funny. She checks every box. I’ve never met a woman who checked every box. Malloy: You said Kelly…

Tyler: Remember, you’re dating a cartographer. I know all the best vacation spots.

Ildus: I don’t know you. I never even tried to know you.

Malloy: Are you going to be okay? Ildus: Alara took care of it. Malloy: She always does.

Lt. Tharl: Bam! Taking the tube to Tummy Town.