The Orville Quotes

Lt. Tharl: My last captain had a total boner for me. Not a boner boner. A professional boner.

Isaac: I still fail to comprehend the purpose of this ritual. Kitan: We’re circus animals, Isaac, I hate to break it to you.

Solana: I have a theory. I think the soldiers and the intellectuals all secretly want what the other has. The muscle wants the brains and…

Solana: I guess a lot of us look at people like you and we think that we’re better, more evolved. But, you know I’m proud of you, sis.

Grayson: Yaphit’s six-month evaluation was last week and he asked what our parental leave policy is. Mercer: Why? Is he thinking of…

Malloy: Y’know it’s places like this that make me realize… God, I’m trash. My family’s trash.

Kelly: What a dick. Grayson: He’s a glorified Speak -n- Speller. Ignore ‘im.

Topa: Father, can I be done now? Bortus: No, finish your plokta. Remember, if you do not eat, you will die.

Grayson: Bortus, you look good for a guy who’s been cooked. Bortus: Thank you, sir. I feel quite well.

First Minister Theace: Make a life out there with Nathius. A beautiful life among the stars. Husband: All the days we’ll never have….