The Orville Quotes

Dr. Finn: I’m starting to think that I suck at this parenting thing. Isaac: I must agree with that assessment.

Bortus: There is a young officer under my command who I have noticed also has no mate. If you wish, I will order him to mate with you….

Bortus: I am led to understand that you are a failure in the practice on mating.

Dr. Finn: He’s not sick. He’s just growing up and I can’t stop it. Isaac: Are there not chemical compounds that could effectively stunt…

Isaac: Very good, Ty, you have been practicing. Ty: Yeah, Mom makes me practice a half-hour every day. How long did it take you to learn…

Malloy: I love it here. Like, I know for a lot of people, work is work. But for me, coming in here every day is like, ‘That’s not work.’…

Bortus: Sir, you are aware that Moclans urinate only once per year. Mercer: I am, yeah. Bortus: It is my time.

Mercer: Y’know there are times when I feel like you and I are more alike than any two people on the ship. Kitan: How so? Mercer: Well, we…

Mercer: Y’know what the worst days are, Olix? The days when you can’t stay busy. No Krill confrontations. No spatial anomalies. Just…

Mercer: How long you had that thing? Bartender: I had the computer replicate it last week. I’m trying to warm the place up a little bit,…