The Orville Quotes

Isaac: I am curious to know how [sex] feels. Bortus: It is a call from deep within like a baby seeking its mother’s teat. It feels as…

Grayson: How bad? Malloy: Like, ouch-I-got-a-sunburn bad or I-just-opened-the-ark-of-the-covenant bad? LaMarr: The Ark. Like, melty-faced…

Malloy: It’s okay, dude, everybody does it sometimes. I went to town on myself this morning. That’s why I look so relaxed right now….

Dr. Finn: Porn addiction is a disease just like any other so we need to treat his condition with compassion and understanding. Bortus: Is…

Dr. Finn: Couple’s counseling helps married people, such as yourselves, discuss and resolve conflicts with the goal of improving your…

Dr Finn: Do either of you understand why you’re here? Bortus: Because the Captain has ordered it. Dr. Finn: Technically, yes. But do you…

Kitan: It looks so sad and lonely. Isaac: The penchant for biological lifeforms to anthropomorphize inanimate objects is irrational. I am…

Mercer: Here’s my theory. A woman can’t really love a man unless he’s part-dope. Be a little stupid every day and really stupid once in a…

Grayson: Go ahead, say it. Mercer: Say what? Grayson: Whatever snarky jab you’re about to make. Mercer: I saw him in the mess hall using…

Isaac: Perhaps compulsory consumption of further quantities of alcohol would diminish his desire for the substance? Dr. Finn: Pour booze…