The Orville Quotes

Dr. Finn: Captain! Do you ever sit in your quarters and look out the window? Do you ever stop and watch the darkness out there? It’s…

Bortus: There is an alligator in the cargo bay. I successfully crushed it with a chair. Mercer: Where did it come from? Bortus: I do not…

Kitan: I’m telling you, there was nothing human about this thing. I should’ve been able to snap him like a twig but he was strong……

Malloy: Was it like a circus clown or a hobo clown or what? Kitan: What’s the difference? LaMarr: Hobo clowns are the most dangerous…

Kitan: You do realize that there are planets where a military career is a very honorable thing? The humans view it with great respect….

Newton: It’s fitting that his last name was Payne because he probably died in a lot of it.

Dr. Finn: What? You just wanna slime all over me and then kick me to the curb?

Darulio: You’re the captain and there’s a war starting out there. Mercer: The only thing I’m captain of right now is your taut physique….

Darulio: A gelatinous life-form as a Retepsian pheromonal carrier! Could you believe it?

Darulio: Once a year, members of my species go through heat. We release a pheromone through our skin to help us attract mates. It’s…