The Orville Quotes

Malloy: Ed’s been acting really strange with Darulio [too]. He seems kinda into him. Bortus: What do you mean ‘into him’? Malloy: I mean,…

Mercer: [to Grayson] The Navarians are getting kind of cranky over there. Maybe you could go distract them with your breasts.

Kitan: Our first officer is not on drugs. LaMarr: Uh, wake up. This whole ship’s on drugs.

Mercer: Why do we have to put people in boxes? Why even call a box ‘a box’? Malloy: I think it’s just easier to have words.

Grayson: I looked into his eyes and I guess I forgot how gorgeous he is. Kitan: Gorgeous? Really? Grayson: Those aqua blue eyes against…

Grayson: Ed, I can explain. Mercer: I don’t need it explained. You are a sexual jihadist.

Mercer: Thank you for lighting me on fire and then giving me permission to be in pain.

Mercer: Alara, show Darulio here to his stupid lab.

Kitan: It’s Darulio Brooks: The guys she cheated with? The one with the stuff coming out of his head? Kitan: How did you know about that?…

Isaac: Your children are unruly, disrespectful, volatile, and highly unpredictable. I am quite fond of them.