The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Elena: Where’s Damon? Caroline: Probably off somewhere doing bad things to good people. What? Consider me the honesty police.

Caroline: If my own father, who I love dearly, can’t change me. No one can change Damon.

Elena: It’s an old family recipe, okay? Damon: I knew your old family. They made sucky chili.

Rebekah: So women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes, huh?

Elena: Stefan could have lived anywhere in Chicago and he chose this? Damon: There used to be an all-girls high school around the corner…

Damon: Stefan was a cocky Ripper douche, but I could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanans of my own.

Stefan: I remember you. We were friends. Klaus: We are friends.

Klaus: I’d forgotten what it was like to have a brother.

Stefan: If we were such great friends, then why do I only know you as the hybrid dick who sacrificed my girlfriend on an altar of fire?

Damon: You want a partner in crime? Forget Stefan. I’m so much more fun.