The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: You need to stop doing that. Elena: Doing what? Damon: Assuming that I’ll play the good guy because it’s you who’s asking.

Tyler: I’m sorry. Caroline: No. It’s too late because we are not friends anymore and what happened to me tonight? That will never happen…

Brady: I see you got the bullet out. That was… nasty.

Jenna: So Elena is my sister’s husband’s brother’s daughter and her mother is my boyfriend’s deceased wife. You can’t make that stuff up.

Andy [to Damon]: Love does that Damon. It changes us.

Andie: What do you want, Mr. Tall, Dark and Handsome? Damon: I’m not that tall.

Elena [to Caroline]: We’re gonna slumber it.

Tyler: I didn’t know what to do. Caroline: You help your friend. That’s what you do.

Damon: Since Stefan got here earlier, I’ll let him try it his way before I try it my way, which is a lot bloodier.

Elena: You may be my father, but I am never gonna be your daughter.