The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Rose: I miss being human. Damon: Humanity’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Caroline: Everyone needs to stop kissing me!

Damon [to Rose]: You went on a murderous rampage. It happens.

Matt [to Caroline]: What are you keeping from me? If you love me, you’ll tell me. What is it?

Jules: I’ll tell you the only sure that exists. Take a stake and drive it through her heart.

Stefan: There’s a lot of people here. Damon: Damn. There goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.

Rose: What do you call this whole deal with Elijah? Elena: I call it my best option. Rose: It’s the easiest option.

Rose: I’m a vampire. I haven’t had a cold in five centuries.

Damon: Death happens. We come. We go. The sooner she dies, the better. It’s gloomy as hell in here.

Damon: If you’re gonna be maudlin, I’m gonna kill you myself. Just to put me out of your misery.