April 22, 2010 | 0 Comments
Stefan: I’m not sad. I’m frickin hungry!
Stefan: I’m not sad. I’m frickin hungry!
Stefan: The blood? It doesn’t change anything. Elena: It’s changing you.
Damon: He spent all this time fighting it, when he should have be learning to control it.
Damon: Nostalgia is a bitch. Anna: If you’re just gonna mock me, can you just move along?
Elena: Only one of us was around when dance was invented.
Damon: I’ll sever your hand, pull your ring off and kill you. Do you understand that?
Pageant contestant: Just because my DUI made my community service mandatory doesn’t mean I was any less committed.
Damon: Why don’t you just walk up to Sheriff Forbes? Ask her to tap a vein?
Damon: Well, well, he’s a liar and a thief.
Damon: You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do…