The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right John: Why don’t you take a bite? Find out.

Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Elena: You’d be surprised what Stefan can accomplish when he puts his mind to it.

Stefan: I really liked you better when you hated everybody. Damon: I still do. I just love that they love me.

Elena: The Gilberts aren’t crazy. Jeremy: Easy for you to say, you’re not one.

Elena: How long until he’s back to normal. Damon: A few days, give or take. Elena: It’s been a few days. Damon: Give then? I don’t know.

Jeremy: Why does she hate you? John: We used to sleep together. Jenna: I’m standing right here!

Alaric: I think Stefan is a good guy. But at the end of the day, he’s still a vampire.

Sheriff: His name is John, but I call him jackass.

Damon: I haven’t hunted a human in… God, way too long.