The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Caroline: Let’s summon some spirits. This Emily chick has some serious explaining to do.

Stefan: You could always just leave, find another town to turn into your own Gas ‘n Sip.

Jenna: I’ve sworn off men forever, but it doesn’t mean I can’t observe them from a safe distance.

Bonnie: I’m gonna scream. Damon: No. Don’t do that. Let’s stay on point.

Elena: A simple ‘I didn’t kill my brother text would have sufficed.’ Stefan: I didn’t kill my brother.

Matt: What’s wrong with “hey?” Caroline: It reeks of awkward subtext.

Damon: I’ll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.

Damon [on coffee]: It does dead flesh good.

Stefan: Everywhere that I go, pain and death follow. Damon follows. No more.

Stefan [on Damon]: I have to kill him.