The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Bonnie [to Mary Louise]: I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.

Damon: You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.

Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you. Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.

Stefan: Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.

Matt: I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.

Damon: What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?

Damon: I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge…

Alaric: It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.

Damon: This PTSD puppet show wouldn’t happen to be, by chance, a ploy to get me to feel remorse for your pointless death, would it?…

Damon: Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?