The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: Okay, this vervain stings like a bitch and this family drama makes the prospect of Hell look like Disneyland. So, please, one…

Stefan [to Caroline]: I’m not going anywhere because I love you.

Stefan: Have any advice? Lily: Tell her you love her. Never forget what she must be going through. And then, one day, be prepared for her…

Damon: I’m only here because Stefan’s a mama’s boy and I don’t want the silent treatment for the next century.

Caroline: I didn’t believe it either, but then I ate 9 ice cream sundaes from noon to 3:00, and none of my clothes fit, and then there…

Enzo [to Bonnie]: When 9 Russians tell you you’re drunk, you lie down.

Damon: Bastard links his life to my mom’s and then engages in a duel. What is this, Hamlet community theatre?

Bonnie: Do you wanna talk about i– Alaric: Nope. Bonnie: Okay. Didn’t think so.

Damon [to Enzo]: Little tip from a professional. Next time you want to kill a bazillion year old psycho, don’t choose a sword from the…

Matt: Car, I’ve literally never seen you puke before. Caroline: That is because I’m polite, not pregnant.