The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Valerie: It’s funny how one event can change the outcome of your entire life.

Damon: Guess it ain’t a party until the mean girls show up.

Enzo: This house no longer has an open door policy for the local riff raff. Bonnie: You’re living here, aren’t you?

Damon: Everything is coming up Salvatore, so much so that I have decided to turn over a new leaf.

Alaric: She’s been sleeping for 12 hours. That’s normal, right? Bonnie: Yesterday she was dead. Today she’s alive. I’m not sure normal…

Damon: Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I’m writing it all down. Granted, I’m half a bottle in thanks to…

Damon [to Lily]: These people didn’t deserve to be killed by one of your free range children. Stefan’s up to his hero hair in Heretic…

Damon [to Lily]: Now I get it. Your favorite sons are the ones with the ripper problems. I highly recommend a detox and an intervention.

Damon: Donovan, that badge does not take away the fact that you are human. Please don’t commit suicide by Heretic tonight.

Damon: Bonnie, you are officially the most terrifying person I know.