The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Caroline: Oh, you’re here. Bonnie: I have a selfish reason, I want to be part of your happiness. Caroline: Always. Josie: Mom, are you…

Matt: Where’s dad? Kelly: [snickers]I haven’t seen him all day. I’m sure he’ll be here soon.

Damon: Know this: she lays a hand on you, I will cut her up into tiny pieces and serve her up at the wedding buffet.

Kelly: Peter, didn’t expect you to be so cleaned up. Peter: I thought you’d come straight from your workshop with the dagger… the one…

Enzo: You don’t need pain to keep our connection alive. You are a witch, after all. Bonnie: A witch who can’t do magic.

Kelly: I know this is a lot for you, Matty, but I miss my family. Don’t worry, I won’t get all weepy before the drinks arrive.

Damon: Hi, I’m Katherine, the bitch that will destroy your lives for all eternity.

Damon: Caroline and Bonnie are probably already rehearsing. You don’t want to seem unprepared.

Damon: Alright professor, how do we get rid of the Queen of Hell?

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