The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Enzo: Break out the popcorn, Blondie. Elena’s little sex romp isn’t over yet.

Damon: Liv has a twin? Is it possible for there to just be one of someone around here?

Damon: So, sex dreams about my brother. Elena: That’s one way to change the subject. Damon: Well, figured I’d skip the uncomfortable parts.

Kol: I’ve got to say. It’s good to be seen.

Liv [to Matt]: So much testosterone, so few brain cells.

Enzo: We can always go kill people!

Stefan: You censor your journal? Pretty sure that’s against journal rules. Elena: And I’m pretty sure you’re not the journal police.

Jeremy: How do you expect me to care about when this is my life? Take a look around, it’s not like I could bring my teachers a note…

Liv: Turns out Elena’s friends were right. The world does revolve around her.

Damon: All I know is that right now I wanna rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these…