The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: I happen to like my old sadistic self?

Stefan [to Damon]: So Elena breaks up with you and your first instinct is to go on a killing spree. Could you be any more predictable?

Katherine [to Nadia]: Cold, manipulative, good hair. You really are my daughter.

Damon [to Elena]: You are literally the best person I’ve ever known. And for me to think I could ever change you was giving me way too…

Tyler [to Carolin]: I walked out last time. Now it’s your turn.

Caroline: It felt really good to kiss him. So, then, I kind of, sort of… had sex with him.

Enzo: Do you wanna kill him or should I? Damon: I hate deadlines.

Elena/Katherine: Isn’t this weird for you? Stefan: It’s incredibly weird. But I know my brother, and I know he’s better with you than…

Damon: You once told me that calling me “Satan” was an insult to Satan. Caroline: Well… no one’s perfect.

Stefan: This is my “you’re being a dick” face.”