The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Klaus: You’re not the least bit interested in why I’m here? Caroline: I literally just whooshed at the sight of your face… so no.

Caroline: How am I the only person on the planet who’s not having scandalous sex?

Elena: If anyone is drinking to anyone’s last days, it’s me.

Elena: You memorized my breakup? Caroline: Of course I did.

Matt: Who spends two years pining after a girl? Damon: I can hear you, dumbass.

Stefan: Katherine Pierce’s chickens come home to roost in the form of chickens. That’s kind of brilliant.

Damon: I donated my body to science. Except it was against my will.

Damon: That’s my brother Stefan. But I’d watch your tone with him because he’s kind in the middle of a psychotic break.

Damon: I’m gonna barf. Katherine: Great. Then my work here is done.

Katherine [to Stefan]: That’s why I need you not to get mad at me. Because when you get mad, you get anxious and violent and you rip…