The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Bonnie: It even has a fire place. What dorm has a fire place?

Caroline: Oh my God! Oh my God! And we can be roommates because we have an extra bed, and we can clear out half the closet!

Katherine: Apparently, the universe just doesn’t want me to heal from vampire blood. Stupid, universe.

Damon: Hang on. I only count two doppelgangers. Where’s Crazy Pants?

Tessa: So you live in this giant mansion with two doppelgangers that are destined to end up together? I swear there’s a sitcome in there…

Silas: Just a couple of days ago, I was psychic, I was immortal, I was in love … now my neck hurts, my soul is crushed, I’m sitting in…

Damon: You want Doppleganger blood?!? I’ve got Dopplegangers coming out of my ears!

Stefan: Silas needs to die. And I need to be the one to kill him. End of story.

Silas: Did you know that gas is over $3 per gallon now? People seem really upset about that.

Elena: We have a situation. Damon: Of the Doppleganger variety.