The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: I need to borrow a book. Maxwell family tell-all. Guess it’s been out of print for a while.

Caroline: What is all this? Stefan: That’s me. Caroline: No, this is Cade. He made you do this.

Matt: Everything okay? Alaric: No, it’s bad.

Damon: I’ll deal with Stefan. Bonnie: I already did. Damon: What do you mean? Bonnie: He’s human now.

Caroline: I feel like Mystic Falls just isn’t as safe as it used to be. Matt: Tell me about it. Is that ancient tupperware? Caroline:…

Stefan: Really? Bonnie: Oh, let go of me. Stefan: What do you care what happens to Elena, huh? In a minute you’re going to be dead,…

Bonnie: Meet Justin Timberlake, audition for American Idol, be on MTV’s Spring Break. Enzo: High aspirations, indeed. Bonnie: Okay, don’t…

Damon: Update from the outside world. Stefan: I don’t care. Damon: I do. I care so much it hurts, but it’s a good kind of hurt because my…

Damon: You’re right, little brother. I can forgive you for destroying our hometown because I’m not going to let it happen.

Matt: That wasn’t part of the deal. Seline: Oh, well I forgot to mention the fine print.