The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Jeremy: I am a hunter. Plus, I work out.

Katherine: Do you have any idea what it’s like to run in heels? I have blisters, Damon!

Caroline: Privacy is very important to me. I have low blood sugar, my diet is finicky, so keep your paws off my stuff. And if I suddenly…

Elena [to Caroline]: You brought a panini press?

Caroline: That pit is called guilt. You feel terrible because you broke Stefan’s heart. And that nagging feeling is your brain waking up…

Silas: What I don’t get is why she likes you. Damon: That’s because you haven’t had sex with me.

Caroline: Damon. Towel. Knock! Damon: Caroline. No one cares. No!

Damon: You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?

Elena: Caroline, she’s dead. You can stop competing with her.

Caroline: He’s deferring from enrolling and deferring from returning my phone calls. So I’m deferring from sleeping with him ever again.