The Vampire Diaries Quotes

Damon: Life sucks. Get a helmet.

Tyler: This isn’t goodbye. This is: until we find way. We’re immortal, remember?

Shane: My leg is broken. Bonnie: Best to stay off it then.

Caroline: It’s called a Crypt Text. I’ve seen The Da Vinci Code.

Stefan: What’s a deeply buried personal secret between friends? Elena: Friends? I like that.

Elena: I’m sorry. And how are you helping? Rebekah: I’m stronger than you. I’m faster than you. And I’m quite certain I can charm the…

Rebekah: I’m merely stating the facts. Jeremy has the spell on his body. Bonnie’s the witch that unseals the cure. Shane is the human…

Shane: I’ll stay here to make sure she’s safe. Damon: I’ll stay here to make sure you’re not lying.

Rebekah: It’s all an act, Stefan. Being a vampire is miserable. I would give anything to be human.

Caroline [to Klaus]: You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you